i why did the socks cross the road

o the forward-pointing velocity vector of the feet on which they are being worn

i can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

o ((asked, as if they aren't))

i should antidisestablishmentarians all get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and die?

o the force of the dictionary falling on their heads might be enough to kill 'em, so i say it's unnecessary

i Dog goes "woof", cat goes "meow", bird goes "tweet" and mouse goes "squeak". Cow goes "moo", frog goes "croak", and the elephant goes "toot". Ducks say "quack" and fish go "blub", and the seal goes "ow ow ow". But there's one sound that no one knows... What does the fox say?

o "my, what a fascinating sequence of song lyrics i find myself speaking from within!"

i do u have a favourite flavour of gum..

o can't lie, i've never really been a gum fan

i what if life is actually an ARG and I'm missing the clues?

o oh this is so convenient! i've been trying to reach you about those clues. here's one: {error:clue-stack-overflow}

i What is Hate?

o bad, yet understandable

i Is water dry?

o "Water: neither wet nor dry! On sale now for only $5.99/L in a desert near you"

i there's numbers in the music, can you feel it too?

o ofc, but tbf everything (ha/i)s ###s