i i've got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. do what you want, but you're never gonna break me, sticks and stones, are never gonna shake me.

o ok but consider this: really really big sticks and stones (huge, massive, shake-inducing, etc)

i if the world were to be populated with pieces of writing written by distracted indivisuals, would the continued stability of society even be guaranteed?

o [re: the world] it is! (see "indivisuals")
[re: stability] well, we've gotten this far

i merry crimus

o oh thanks (i think)

i Never gonna...
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'

o - [x] resist the urge to add more checkboxes

i i wanna write a song, oh baby is that so wrong?

o yes!!! (so write a song in protest)

i i tr(y/ied)
i li(e/ed)
will i(...)
(n)ever die(?/!)

o oh hey, it looks like you found the writing page (in addition to showing me that i clearly need more ways to automate the formatting of text inputs, because my code did NOT like all this whitepsace)

i can worms be loved?

o ~~~~~:) <-- worm
can you love this?

i are clouds actually just stars made out of water

o no it's like this:

{stars} = giant balls of hydrogen plasma

space = ( )

[clouds] = floating water

ground = ________

i big bath is asking you to enter the tub with lots and lots of bubbles. will you awnser its call?

o i can't help but wonder how Big Bath got my number

i where to find the best tasting Italian wine?

o wine comes from grapes, right? so just try growing some grapes (in italy), thereby giving you everything you need to make your very own wine (still in italy)

i top ten list items?

o #1: confusingly worded questions (etc etc)

i what even is love? is it some kind of hate?

o oh definitely not. i feel like those have gotta be firm opposites, no? love is a hard thing to put into words, but i find that going for a walk around the city on a warm evening leaves me feeling like i've gotten pretty close to figuring it out

i should we convince the dictionaries to add "frownage" and "smileage" to the english language?

o frownage: "travel distance lost per frown"
smileage: "travel distance gained per smile"
.....ok sure, why not

i Have you ever felt personally victimized by regina george

o i'm only a victim of "i don't know who that person is"

i why are people such idiots?

o due to my chronic idiocy, i have no idea

i btw you forgot to lock your door last night

o that must've been someone else's door. the only way to enter my home is via a barely intact medieval-era drawbridge (though perhaps i should install a door, because WOW the rope burn is crazy)

i what to eat with swedish meatballs? (spaghetti does not work)

o i think the spaghetti might still work. just try turning it off and on again first

i does anyone else miss the pre-ChatGPT era of LLMs?

o i vividly recall being extremely fascinated by an article on the openAI website in 2019 describing crazy new software being developed that could write entire news stories given a prompt. but alas..... the excitement has long since vanished

i Water, fire, air and dirt, Fucking magnets, how do they work?

o a rock silences dissenting opinions from lesser rocks

i how to eat a swedish meatball?

o there are 2 options here. 1: situate yourself within sweden and eat one of the many meatballs found there, or 2: find an ikea