distracted!
from what?
i don't remember, i got distracted.
i was gonna write this whole long thing about how Distraction Is Ruining Kids These Days,
but then i remembered that oops, i was distracted (so i was no longer allowed to write)


the writing enforcement board (WEB) takes this stuff very seriously.
if the world were to be populated with pieces of writing written by distracted indivisuals,
would the continued stability of society even be guarunteed?




hahahahahahaha no, of cource not.
and it's certainly not guarunteed today.
it's all falling apart at the best of moments, really.
so sure, go ahead.
get distracted, start writing about the distraction, and then get distracted again.
what's the worst that could happen?



well i don't know.
i'm expecting to become distracted soon, so i'm just stalling until that happens, then i'm outta here











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huh

i'm still here

still present

still in the moment




that's strange

that wasn't supposed to happen

i was supposed to write all that, then bounce outta here.

right off the page.

into something (nay, anything) else

for where is dopamine to be found on a blank, blinding white page?





i guess i have to make it myself.



WOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 1764 GEORGE EUROPE THE 73RD...........

i couldn't even make it through the sentence, geez.

there really is no stimulation to be found here.

i need a distraction.

and there isn't one.




send me a distraction please.
thanks.
until then i'm kinda stuck here.
so at your earliest convenience, please disract.
i want it to rain distractions




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oh what's this?

you call it The Internet????

oh this is gonna b