i What if Jacques Offenbach, Burt Bacharach, and Sergei Rachmaninoff had a baby? Would it be called Offenbacharachmaninoff, Bacharachmaninoffenbach, or Rachmaninoffenbacharach?

o rob/robert (R.O.B.)

i whalloween

o halloWhoa boy, i sure can't wait for the semiannual time change!

i describe a color you would like to add to the rainbow

o let's get a little more of the electromagnetic spectrum in there, shall we? i'd at least like to *see* the light that is about to horribly burn my skin. plus it'd be pretty nifty to see the diode at the end of a TV remote light up

i got any thoughts on little red dots (LRDs)?

o no, but i'm a big fan of little red lights

i what word would you like to add to the dictionary?

o "pizza". wait no uhhh "railway". or how about ";;;;.frg"

i .......will there ever be a day that i can find a way to..... stay here. of course i'll need another day to figure out a way to figure out what here even means

o wrote that and locked it in for production during a video writing session on a kayak, immediately after writing an early draft of "rain today". (meanwhile) it was on this same kayak that i wrote "meanwhile, in a kayak" 6 days earlier

i when to tree for five sticks heaven? ate nigh antenna leaven to elf dirt, e'en, for tea, e'en

o well of course, ... (although while the second half scores higher numerical points due to higher numbers being higher, it is also hella confusing. wtf is an "e'en")

i why did the chicken cross the road?

o to protest the provincial government's rather aggressive removal of safe Chicken Crossing locations

i the people yearn for more photos on da site

o oh yeah sure, lemme find some to add. just been so busy animating lately oops

i why was 6 afraid of 7?

o in the face of strong inflationary pressures, 6 could see the fate that soon awaited it in 7. having already moved up through 2 and 3, then 4 and 5 in the years prior, 6 had become afraid that this escalation of numerical values would never end. after all, those previous integers had come and gone so quickly. what reason was there to believe that 6 was special? why would the process stop now? despite the search efforts of countless numbers, there was no indication to be found that any of them would be saved from a gradual slip into the vast reaches of infinity

i what if they made a new spaghetti and it was called pasghetti

o it'd be believable enough to fool me into thinking that it was already a real thing (if it isn't already?? forgive me, i don't know shit about food)

i how is it being an exister? are they paying you well?

o i dunno, i think i've been sleeping on the job too much lately

i me when i'm wrong

o real (and true)

i thoughts on pumpkin pie spice?

o ehhhhhhh....