i what is yes, and no?

o a statement of agreement directly opposite to the other

i when is the next video

o so the secret of the day is that i actually don't entirely know. to be clear, i'm very much working on a video, and i have been since the beginning of january. most stages of production have wrapped up, including writing, song recording, scene modelling, and voiceover. but i'm currently slogging away through animation at a much much slower rate than i'd like, which is where the schedule uncertainty comes from. after i finish animating it should be (relatively??) straighforward to add sfx and compile the final edit and whatnot, but man..... that animation is a killer. so i really hope i'll be done soon, but my fear is that it might still be a couple more months. of course, all of these problems stem from the fact that i spent the whole of january and february writing a 16 minute video with 10+ soundtrack songs. like oh cool, this won't possibly take very long to get done!!!!

i do you like potatoes?

o depends. mashed? yes. hashed? hell yeah. bashed? (into the floor or otherwise) no thank u

i this is a question. what is the answer? (this statement is not in parentheses)

o (((are you so sure about all that?)))

i Is this a rhetorical question?

o Hello! Please stand by while our Rhetoricalness Checkers evaluate your question

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Result: marginally rhetorical (15%)

i Twix or Trix?

o the hell is trix? (so definitely twix)

i is it legal to make laws?

o tbd, everyone is still scrambling to figure that out

i What is the meaning of life?

o doing things, experiencing things, loving things, etc

i welcome to the edge of the universe!

o this has gotta be a mistake, i've been living here for years

i thoughts on the wallpaper Bliss?

o while absurdly iconic, the first operating system i have memories of using was windows 7, so no bliss was to be had

i anyway, wozers wowzers got to adjust my trousers. wo wow wowzers think i just beat bowser yeah, ouch-ers wow yeah just bought a house over the counter traded a windmill for my chevrolet oh yow nowch owj owzers owowow oustro-turf oh, how's your nerf? ah, oh boyyyyy how's your surf? ouch. where did my oven mitt go?

o my nerf+surf is perfectly workable. and your oven mitt still sitts in the oven (the cold food, etc etc). but like..... fuck yeah, this kicks ass

i lightning strikes all of us twice in a lifetime... why can't it be at the same time?

o oh but you see, it can! all you need to do is get everyone to the top of the CN tower for 9:03pm on July 11, 2025. then boom, problem solved

i what even is the avant-garde? is it some kind of traditionalism?

o pretty sure it's just doing whatever you want with zero regard for the bounds of normalcy, or tradition[alism't gonna help make this sentence make sense'T]