i What is the grand scheme of things? Is it an evil plan?

o the grandest scheme is any scheme that you deem worthy of the title! if it's evil, so be it. but it doesn't need to be

i i'm too passive and tend to let things happen that i disagree with. should i be meaner as a person?

o nah, but it helps to learn to say no. like just today, i thought "fuck it" and decided to humour one of those people on the street corner trying to hand stuff out while i was waiting for the light to change. big mistake. almost missed the damn light!! gotta just kindly say no

i yes but, what is happy and sad at the same time?

o that's the wonderful, awful world of bittersweetness

i what is happy, and sad?

o happy: an emotional state that feels pretty good and nice
sad: less so of the above

i fast food vs. slow food: false dichotomy?

o oh sure! for after all, what is being measured as Fast or Slow? preparation time? eating time? the time it takes for the consumption experience to fade from memory? because the memories of every experience one will ever have will eventually be lost to time, but some do it particularly Fast[food]

i what is the difference between empathy and psychological projection?

o relating vs blaming, no?

i why did i cross the road?

o the pedestrian crossing signal indicated a Walk via a little glowing person, of course!

i is desire the opposite of love? think about it, desire is about taking something from someone you can't have, while love is about giving something to someone you do have.

o i dunno, i think both emotions are a bit more complex than that, and i think they can healthily coexist. in fact, i think that desire and love wonderfully compliment each other, taking things to new and wild places never before reached by the individual emotions (i say, as if these are clean, seperable emotions, but u get the idea)

i which nocturne op. 9 no. 2 is better, chopin's or scriabin's?

o just checked, and i'm gonna go with Mr Chopin on this one

i if i am an answer, what is the question?

o "if i am an answer, what is the question?" etc etc

i would you turn around like orpheus tho

o after consulting wikipedia once more, i can't help but feel like there's a metaphor for the process of art creation in there. and i definitely have my doubts at every step of the way. having them tonight, in fact! very fun (so yes)

i i am a question.

o ?

i would you consider yourself an orpheus or a hades?

o just read the first few paragraphs of their respective wikipedia articles, and i fuck with the musical aspects of the first guy. the whole "i am god of the underworld" thing the second guy has going on, a bit less so

i is love an authentic expression of the human soul or a made-up story?

o oooh option 1! option 1!

i hello .

i am a p er s on .

accide
ntally came to e a r th. it's g r o o v y,
like a pelican.

ha lle luj a h.
i' 'm A L I V E . ! !
(whichexplainsthisgeneralimpressionofabsurdityandridiculousness)


i won der if black widow spiders say ""goodbye"" to their mates be4 they eat them alive
or ""hasta la vista""
. . ... . .. .. ., ""さよなら""

o hell yeah, you're really taking that input box for a spin around the universe. you love to see it

i do market-bought hot foxy sex bot six-pack box sets knock your socks off doxxing poxy toxin oxytocin-dosing pockmarked pickpockets with moxie?

o oh yeah sure, happens daily

i if a question asker leaves their most critical tool strewn about on the ground, forgotten, left to bake under the hot afternoon sun, how is question asking to continue on? how can any of us continue on

?

o go back, long after the sun has set. in the darkness, when no one is looking, pick it up. run away with it, save it, and use it at the moment where question asking is the most critical. lest you need to forage in the wilderness for another

i riddle: what am i?

o text displayed upon the screen (so seems to be the case to me)

i the writing on this site speaks to me

o oh yay, that's good